March 2012
Put a symbol in my ask
☠ - I hate you
☢ - You’re ugly
♥ - I love you
☺ - You make me smile
♔ - You’re cute
★ - I want to marry you
❈ - I want you to be my slave
♬ - I love your blog
▲ - You should delete your account
❀ - I really , really want to hug you
♛ - You’re hot
☣ - Stay away from me
♦ - You’re my crush
ღ - Please go out with me
✥ - I’d have sex with you
...
cross off the things you've done. →
Graduated high school.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been...
Back to back episodes of glee: check
Cups of tea: check
Biscuits: check
Cuddles: check
Kisses: check
Lovely lady: check
This evening was so fucking lovely :)
February 2012
Doctor: You say you're experiencing constant pain. Where does it hurt?
Me: Everything
Me: Everything hurts
Doctor: Whe-
Me: My ships are sinking
Me: All of them
Me: All of my ships
Doctor: Oh fuck, you're one of those people
MERYL IS QUEEN OF FUCKING EVERYTHING.
andheavenwaits:
The conversations we have at college…
Ayda: Emily i pooed in your bag.
Emily:
Ayda:
Emily:
Ayda: What would you do if i pooped in your bag, and you pulled a book out in class amd it had a poo in it…
Emily: I’m worried..
Simone: What would you do if you and your girlfriend were having sex in your girlfriends bed, and you pooed yourself, because you thought you were...
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RIP Tumblr Dashboard Icons 2007-2012
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